tucker

Tucker was supposed to spend a quiet weekend with friends while Mom and Dad went on a well-earned vacation. Fortunately, the friends had a camera to record his deeds and a notepad to record his thoughts when he got into a little Siberian mischief.
	Hm-mph. Leave me all alone outside, will they? That's no way to treat a guest!
Now, let's see what mischief I can get into...
	Look, a football! I can't do much damage with a football.
Whoa! What's this? It looks like Trini's purple alligator!!
	CHOMP!
Chomp! Squeak!! CHOMP!!!
	Shake that thing! Shake it harder!!
I guess that ought'a take care of the little bugger.
	Oh-oh, what am I going to do with the evidence?
This hole should be deep enough. They'll never find it in here.
	No one will ever know...